The World Famous Coffee Personality Test (CPT)

What is your coffee personality? Are you a rugged, outdoorsy Columbian Excelso or a quiet, introspective Jamaican Blue Mountain? This short, yet highly accurate test will tell you.

 

1.

 

When do you get up in the morning?

A.

Before the sun comes up

B.

After the sun comes up

C.

Well after the sun comes up

D.

When your Elvis alarm clock plays "Hunk of Burning Love"

 

 

 

2.

 

What do you do at parties?

A.

Mingle and meet as many people as possible

B.

Try to meet a few interesting people

C.

Look for change beneath the sofa cushions

D.

Try to look like Elvis

 

 

 

3.

 

If you had a choice of the following situations, which would you prefer? (you must choose one)

A.

A night on the town with Courtney Love

B.

Spend a Richmond Braves game dressed as "Diamond Duck", the Braves mascot

C.

A wrestling match with "The Rock"

D.

A drive in the country with Elvis

 

 

 

4.

 

I am most often (choose only one)

A.

Bold

B.

Funny

C.

Spontaneous

D.

Feeling like Elvis

 

 

 

5.

 

When I look in the mirror I see...

A.

The future of mankind

B.

A simple, decent human being

C.

My face

D.

The reincarnation of the king of rock and roll. None other than the great Elvis Presley