What is your coffee personality?
Are you a rugged, outdoorsy Columbian Excelso or a quiet,
introspective Jamaican Blue Mountain? This short, yet highly accurate
test will tell you.
1.
When
do you get up in the morning?
A.
Before the
sun comes up
B.
After the
sun comes up
C.
Well after
the sun comes up
D.
When your
Elvis alarm clock plays "Hunk of Burning Love"
2.
What
do you do at parties?
A.
Mingle and
meet as many people as possible
B.
Try to meet
a few interesting people
C.
Look for
change beneath the sofa cushions
D.
Try to look
like Elvis
3.
If
you had a choice of the following situations, which would you
prefer? (you must choose one)
A.
A night on
the town with Courtney Love
B.
Spend a
Richmond Braves game dressed as "Diamond Duck", the Braves mascot
C.
A wrestling
match with "The Rock"
D.
A drive in
the country with Elvis
4.
I
am most often (choose only one)
A.
Bold
B.
Funny
C.
Spontaneous
D.
Feeling like Elvis
5.
When
I look in the mirror I see...
A.
The future
of mankind
B.
A simple,
decent human being
C.
My face
D.
The
reincarnation of the king of rock and roll. None other than the great
Elvis Presley